Suspiria – I Done Goofed

In searching for where to begin this review, I can think of no better way than to say that I fucked up. A friend asked me to go see Suspiria at the NuArt Theater in West Hollywood last night, but since that was a midnight show, I suggested the Arclight instead for a more reasonable…

Always Be Closing

I’m fully convinced that Arthur Miller’s greatest contribution to our culture is writing a character so pitiful that his name, Biff, became synonymous with completely fucking up. It’s a toss up as to which piece of art I think captures my nine to five as an Account Director. Death of a Salesman is definitely outdone…

A Well Regulated Militia

I think this is a fair exchange, because it’s right there in the language, in the history behind the amendment itself.

Pronouncements of Marriage and Kindness

I’m never going to be asked to be Best Man. My chances of that were ruined 3 years ago today. Among my circle of close friends, the first among them to tie the knot got married on this day three years ago, and they asked me to officiate the wedding. It was a tremendous honor,…